Who will know if C-130 was bombed or sabotaged?

The Victims of the Amazing Philippine Aviation

Recently there was a C-130 crash. The following miserable data could be gleaned from a visit to the crash site:

Arrival at scene, instant image -- dagat, occasional fishermen and bancaImmediate environment of the air disaster -- dagat

Videotape of crash site -- maraming tubig
Air craft impacting -- dagat
Impact heading -- degree latitude, degrees magnetic, degree longitude, dagat
Air craft cockpit -- nasa ilalim ng tubig, don’t ask
One third of main cabin -- sa tubig din
Fuselage 
Aft fuselage part -- recovered from dagat daw?
Rear fuselage -- so far recovered from dagat, daw
Engines 
Possible parts-- don’t ask
Wings 
Right wing -- don’t ask, look in dagat
Left wing -- don’t ask, look in dagat
Landing gear -- dagat
Altitude of First strike on impact -- degrees magnetic, dagat
Seats and harness -- dagat
Survivors -- none, kinain dagat
(Anyone who didn’t want to return to family? Investigate.)
Remains 
None -- boots, uniforms, IDs, wallets? dagat
Disaster pouches -- 
Metal splatter, hot spots -- who would know if there was sabotage?
Cabin floor collapse -- how to know? ask dagat
Components outside impact swath -- unknowable, ask dagat
In-flight structural damage -- ask dagat
Temperature on ground -- immaterial, ask tubig
Investigation On Site Report -- report about langoy langoy sa ibabaw by divers, cannot dive deepPersonnel on the scene account -- puro dagat
Possibilities
Dagat rises on high tide
Dagat subsides on low tide
Airplane still in the deep

Philippine Air Force Gen. Cadungog will have to explain a lot to the families of the victims. PAF cannot investigate. PAF can’t find the bodies. Fishermen and other people found small pieces of wreckage and personal items, that was all. If the bodies of the casualties were charred, the water would have swallowed the burnt flesh and ash. In an abnormal circumstance such as this, if there was an NTSB and foreign funding was provided for the agency there may have been enough equipment for personnel to make a dive into the 600 deep waters, a marine vessel of NTSB to bring both instruments and personnel to the site, and so on.

But there is no safety agency in the country. Sec. Mendoza, his people, the Department of Budget, Congress, the office of Madame Gloria, we all wonder what they’re doing after Cory Aquino, Fidel Ramos, Jose Marcelo Ejercito all failed to put up such a vital agency that vibrantly exists in other countries including the small ones like Singapore; even HongKong, a city state, or New Zealand (although NZ is not necessarily just a small town state) I think, have their very own. Some African countries that are underdeveloped may even have their own, it’s a real shitty situation for RP.

The Philippine Navy even suffered its own air mishap earlier this year. No one seemed to bother about the crash since the people in the air craft and the pilot did not die, suffering only bruises and cuts.

There seems to be something terribly wrong. What is going on with aviation in the country? Some fools are drumming up issues like aviation should get less attention because the country is suffering from a food crisis. PR girl Ellen Tordesillas (who lately teamed up with Yvonne Chua of Manila Standard, Booma Cruz of Probe TV and ABS-CBN, Jennifer Santiago, Luz Rimban, etc. to form a new PR group called VERAFILES) blogged that RP has too many international airports that it is remiss at managing the food deficit. The article in Ellen’s blog was written by Ernesto Pernia.

No self-respecting country will scrap its aviation. Ellen and Mr. Pernia should try blogging about more safety in the Philippine aeronautical highway than bitching about food. Everyone recognizes the problem about our oil and food crises, but there is little attention being given towards our safety in land, sea and air. For God’s sake, maybe even a thousand road mishaps have happened all over the country that should never have occurred at all. The Sulpicio and other sea mishaps are now lost items of human memory, except those of the survivors and the bereaved families of the recent sinkings. If we all forgot that there were no less than twenty -- that is 20 in numerics -- marine vessels, big and small boats that went down into the deep seas during Typhoon Frank’s onslaught that would have been very sad indeed.

Although in fairness to Ellen and Mr. Pernia, the international wire is fraught with bad news about the airline industry. Due to high gasoline, diesel, crude prices, the high stake of flying by air has driven away many customers. Those that want to go to destinations fast are merely compelled by circumstance to do so. It might even be said that aviation all over the world is currently, temporarily, a dying industry. But look at the small air lines in the country advertising low rates, they are trying to bolster their shrinking egos perhaps, but there is more to saving the industry than just letting it die.

Here in the country, government has created the strong republic nautical highway and the many new RORO destinations has instantly become a popular route for commuters. Mainly because it is cheap. But an aeronautical highway, is very long into the future. Dr. Enerico Sampang, President of the Philippine State College of Aeronautics (currently website not available, but Wiki has some brief highlights about Philsca) dreams of an aeronautical highway. Again, that will be in the future. The institution of a colleague of Dr. Sampang from the aeronautical education community just suffered another airplane crash when a trainer plane with a student pilot in it crashed just after the C-130 went down.

What is government to do? In a situation like the one prevailing in the country’s aviation industry, so much needs to be done and it is not simply buying one radar for Davao. It is not merely suspending or even taking away the franchise of a floating coffins service provider like S-Peruwisyo Lines. No one has even lifted a finger to thoroughly investigate what happened to the 20 odd other boats that sank during Typhoon Frank’s fury. No one is trying to make policy or much less, policy sponsorship or much, much less, unified policy advocacy for safety.

Safety. Should anyone really care for it? If people like Ellen who are complaining about food, people like Vice Gov. Emmanuel Piñol are complaining about the land they don’t own will be given back to their rightful owners, people like Supreme Court Chief Justice Reynato Puno and his colleagues - specially that fixer and wheeler-dealer Antonio Carpio will be worried about a judicial revolt that will rain fame, money, favors, women and love and passion and torrid sex on their supremest house, the political opposition flukes about when they will get to strangle a small president with their angry fingers, the ultra-right about when they can take over the country in behalf of a few politicians and greedy businesspersons, and the poor when they get to be rid of their poverty, no one will be thinking a bit about aviation. What is that shit anyway?

No one outside of the affected will even say, the recent crashes are a really sad day for our aviation. We grieve deeply for the families of those that were victims of the recent crashes.

If our efforts do not go to naught, some day, we shall pay a tribute to all of your kin that died and any small or large indemnity due them will go to you, the bereaved and grieving. Lose not your little hopes for that day…

My Largest Sex Organ (topside)

I ran across the article of Laura Schaefer featured in msn messenger today. (She must be a fellow German descendant. My ancestors are Germans and used to carry the surname, Brun after they settled in the Philippines and changed it to our present family name. The surname is also otherwise spelled by our relatives who went very far to Russia as Vroon, or in fiercely independent Bavaria as Braun. Here in Makati, I see a company Braun Chemicals. I never really had the least interest in finding out if we’re related. For all I know, their family name comes from Brawn, spelled in a different way, which is quite a different thing altogether, hehehe. Just joking. J)

Laura’s article interests me because she made my brain my largest sex organ! Whew! Read on guys!!!

The Male Brain, ExplainedBy Laura Schaefer
[excerpt]

Remember his brain is his largest sex organ

In males of several species including humans, the preoptic area of the hypothalamus is greater in volume, in cross-sectional area and in the number of cells. In men, this area is more than two times larger than in women, and it contains twice as many cells. And what, say you, does this have to do with the horizontal mambo? Plenty. This area of the hypothalamus is in charge of mating behavior.

This small structure connects to the pituitary gland, which releases sex hormones. So if your bf wants to get intimate all the time and you feel like Ms. Low Desire, remember: You're just experiencing normal, brain-based differences.

Returning Land to Our Muslim Brothers

The discussion below gives a brief idea about ancestral domains. As much as possible, the minimum requirement for peace in Mindanao is a livable space, free from the fetters of intervention and war-mongering that rival tribes and foreign invaders in the past had undertaken. But as had been agreed upon in the peace negotiations, MILF will be granted by government with certain powers over their ancestral domain. The enemies of the peace pact cry foul. In all honesty, those that protest the annexation of selected pieces of real estate and the granting of powers of governance and self-defense are using the wrong premise. That is a practical and logical reaction since the objectors to the peace process between GRP and MILF are taking the wrong side of historical movement.

The United Nations seriously addresses the issues plaguing indigenous peoples all over the world. But even that fact will not prevent interest groups from asserting what they want others to believe as right: that tribal peoples will not be able to hold water to their money, influence and might. At the end of it, the enemies of the peace pact in Mindanao will find they are in the wrong side of the fence and will agree to compromise. By then, it will have been too late. An artificial War will have erupted into full-scale hostilities not only in Mindanao but also in Manila.

The only redeeming factor in the coming rush of violent events, is when the protestors of the peace process will be the first to die. And God-willing, I will be among those to first draw the sword to make that happen.

Ancestral Domain Claims

Understanding the ancestral domain claim of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) is not difficult. Since the period of the late Pres. Marcos, up to the time of Tita Cory, FVR and to some extent, in Erap's time, comprehensive efforts have already been taken to give back land belonging to the tribal peoples of the Republic of the Philippines. . . .The ancestral domain awards process is not perfect. But so far, there has been scant publicity that will put the entire effort per se in a negative light. To a large extent, the awarding of ancestral domains may still be considered a success. See the rest of the post here.

Is the GRP-MILF Peace Negotiations Really Dead...?

Did Malacañang really back track on the peace process? What is Gabby Claudio doing back in Malacañang and yet uttering statements being quoted out of context by the media?

Is the peace process dead? . . .

To create milestones toward consensus, the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church met and formed joint resolutions with leaders of MILF. It was obviously not a mere grand standing act similar to that of mayors, congressmen, governors, vice governors, and all the other shitheads that the entire ecological system is suddenly teeming with. It was a true-to-form reaching out to blaze trails to peace, to refuse to accept the certitude of the defeat of the peace process. Puno and his gang's blocking notwithstanding, the senators and other malicious trolls' railroading of an all-out war, regardless. More about this post here…

Speaking of trivia and trivializing…

Blogger Corrimhao apparently does not like Chief Justice Reynato S. Puno. However I learned a new expression that is absolutely unblasphemous, courtesy of dearest corrimhao: susmaryopaze!

Corrimhao's susmaryopaze Posts:

Peaceful travel in North CotabatoI like to eat Erap ( excuse me :) )

Staying away from trouble

I am not willing to bet that their will a war in the country. However, at this time, I think it would be prudent to be prepared. Politicians, other kinds of interest groups are all agog over the what Girbaudz called portent of war. In reality, the events to come are more of the terror kind. Everyone is therefore advised to be both sober but also perennially observant, vigilant, cautious and prudent. Going to malls is still not advised against, but take an occasional look at this blog, at Girbaudz's Universe, at Shepherd of Lions Gathering and linked blogs. Some announcements may be made in the near future. You might just save your day.

Mindanao is really meant for its original people...

Now I see what good will come out of the stupid ripostes in various fora about the Mindanao Peace Process. And it will be a lot of good, a really, really lot of good. I only recently made a comment in The Warrior Lawyer's Blog. That simple comment gave me an inspiration to write this post.
Linked item:
Noralyn Mustafa, To Be or Not To Be Bangsamoro, Philippine Daily Inquirer

Neither Threaten Nor Ever Twiddle With Might

You will never understand why there is a war in Mindanao. The both sides blame people like MILF Commander Umbracato. Now while Government of the Republic of the Philippines (GRP) and the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) are negotiating a peace agreement in Mindanao, government is waging almost a full-scale war against their counterpart? GRP and MILF were supposed to sign an agreement at Marriot Hotel, Selangur, Putrajaya, Malaysia but Supreme Court issued an injunction and aborted said signing.

Supreme Court deeply embarrassed a lot of people. The United States of America Ambassador Kristie Kenney of the US Embassy in the Philippine, Organization of the Islamic Conference Ambassador Sayed Elm Masry, Japan Ambassador Makoto Katsura, and Australian Ambassador Roderick Smith were in Malaysia to be witnesses to the signing. 

An international diplomatic faux pas. And the anti-Glorias are demanding the axing of the head of Hermogenes Esperon. Needless to say Supreme Court and the enemies of Gloria Arroyo had a different agenda. They want the talks and entire process scuttled. And after that, they want more. They want an impeachment. They want people power. They want to rule in a new government they will establish. They want the drugs. They want the money from kidnapping. They want the money robbed in banks and simple, helpless withdrawers. They want the protection skim from smuggling. The Director of a law enforcement Agency who is secretly one of them, is a silent coordinator for their stupid bunch. He collects from an excess of Eighty to occasionally more than Two Hundred Million a month (!) in these times of poverty and want, to live with them in grandeur and great comfort. The fucking corrupt want the country to die and Filipinos to wallow in abject suffering in the dying carcass of a nation.

They are agitating everyone. Most of all, the fellow Muslims of the Maguindanaos are not a big help. The enmity between the Tribes have gone into their guts. They don't like the Maguindanaos for being lowly and unroyal. They would rather go to War against their own brother and sister Muslims. What a dilemma that is!

We do understand their sentiment but it is hoped that there will be at least a conciliatory approach to these things. And that time is now. It is now passe to say that all Maguindanaos are robbers and thieves and kidnappers and scoundrels. They have always been that way, true, but education proves men and women to be capable of change. And it does no good to keep bringing them down to the level of mud. There is so much bad karma in that.

The nincompoop politicians from the opposition tell everyone and sundry that they are studying their options over whether or not to support MILF in the war against the government. Studying options my ass! They have already determined to conduct a new wave of killings, bombings, rallies, ambushes, crime operations, hate and black propaganda campaigns to pursue Gloria's impeachment, fight cha cha and to ostensibly to kill Gloria's chances of running again in 2010 nor extending her presidency beyond that period. The fools!

Moreover in the continuation of the post here, we strived to present that the MILF and political opposition will not nor ever be able to join forces against the government. It is like mixing oil with water. The belief is that the forthcoming destabilization actions will put an incredible amount of salt on the already painful injury of the Government and MILF following the killed MOA signing on the Ancestral Domains claims between GRP and MILF. The US Ambassador, OIC Ambassador, Japanese Ambassador, Australian Ambassador, were humiliated in Malaysia for standing in support of that event. The politicians and for-hire Supreme Court might not know they are playing with fire. And that certainly it is a big, big fire.

At the end of the game, the political opposition, Justices, the civil society whom blogger Ezky calls New Civil Society of Lesbians and One Vacla, the left and right, and their allies inside the government feeding them morsels of information on when to make their sabotage moves, despicable destabilization actions and operations, will be flushed out and could be hung for their obnoxious treatment of the peace talks in Mindanao. In the end, it might not just be the dustbin of history where they will find themselves buried, but rather more immediately, six feet below the ground or scattered in the wastelands for vultures to feed on. Click here to read the rest of the post...

Biazon, Legarda, Roxas, et al: Anti-Peace pact pols

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Mindanao Peace: A Call for Help for Muslim Tribes

Let Us all join hands to
Help Our Muslim Tribes Now!

Not everything is going well at this time in Mindanao. In a recent encounter in Barangay Culambog, Pikit, North Cotabato, one government trooper died and fifteen MILF elements were killed. A lot have things have to be put right. The current troubles in Mindanao must stop. Blogger Girbaudz says:

Portent of War in Mindanao

I shall not venture to give any substantial number of facts except point to some vignettes from the past, existing and current events, statements and discussions about the issue of the government's peace negotiations with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF). Click to the linked page here…

On the other hand, the suffering members of tribes in Mindanao (in our own syndicate, we prefer calling our brother and sister Muslims by the sobriquet, Muslim Tribes, instead of just Muslims, to differentiate them from other Islamic communities around the world -- some of which consist of the majority population in Islamic states) are not going to get happier. The brief news article below really hit my gut:

Roxas hit for allegedly fomenting anti-Muslim sentiment

By Perseus Echeminada

The Philippine Star

Monday, August 11, 2008 A former Commission on Human Rights (CHR) commissioner hit Sen. Manuel Roxas II over the weekend for allegedly fomenting anti-Muslim sentiment when he announced that Christians in Panay Island are now raising funds to arm their brothers in Mindanao and oppose the creation of an expanded Muslim autonomous region.

Lawyer Nasser Marohomsalic told reporters during the weekly Kapihan sa Sulo Hotel forum in Quezon City last Saturday that high-ranking government officials particularly senators, are unnecessarily raising alarm over the proposed memorandum of agreement on ancestral domain between government and the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF).

He said Roxas, who is among the strong advocates against the supposed agreement, is practically agitating anti-Muslim sentiments, an allegation that Roxas vehemently denied, stressing he is for peace in Mindanao.

“The statement of Senator Roxas has created strong anti-Muslim sentiments,” Marohomsalic said.

He said the controversy over the ancestral domain issue in Mindanao has practically diverted the attention of the people from the economic crisis facing the country, including the high prices of commodities and oil.

The former CHR commissioner said the ongoing peace negotiations with the MILF are just a repeat of the peace negotiation of the government with the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF), which resulted to the creation of the Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao (ARMM).

Marohomsalic said the proposed memorandum of agreement on ancestral domain only aims to expand the coverage of the present ARMM but the area is actually lesser compared to the original accord forged with the MNLF.

Roxas, for his part, said he is for peace in Mindanao, but not for an unconstitutional agreement like the GRP-MILF agreement on ancestral domain.

Roxas said that peace won’t be achieved through force and threats just like what he claims is advocated by former AFP chief and Presidential Adviser on the Peace Process Hermogenes Esperon Jr. and the Arroyo government. – With Aurea Calica

Whatever your faith is, I implore you to pray for the swift resolution of the troubles in Mindanao. I ask you to be involved and to concerned. Howsoever lowly our station in life, let us all pitch in what little we can offer to not let those that are sabotaging the effort towards peace in Mindanao succeed.

The road ahead is long and tricky, savage and could be violent. Are we prepared to let our future generations be hostage to the whims and caprices of a few people in the Supreme Court? Will we just allow our ethnic communities be forever at the receiving end of oppression? Will we let the Supreme Court continually make rulings that are inimical to the interest of the country?

Will the Filipinos not want to stand up and make history? Will people like Governor Jesus Sacdalan, Vice Governor Emmanuel Piñol, Rep. Isabel Climaco, Mayor Celso Lobregat, Rep. Erico Fabian, Sen. Mar Roxas, Rep. Rufino Biazon, Sen. Ping Lacson, Sen. Loren Legarda, be more precious to all of us than the Maguindanao Tribe Maranao Tribe Tausug Tribe, Sama Tribe, Yakkan Tribe, Badyao Tribe, the original people of Mindanao notwithstanding the other Tribes in the area, who used to be a sovereign, very proud and highly cultured people?

Are these idiots and nincompoops combined any better than the Tribes' long-standing relations with the Brunei Royalty -- authentic and non-authentic -- as well the regular Bruneians, the Indonesian Royalty and their subjects, the Malaysian Royalty and the commoner Malays? Let us remember that we have a very rich link both in blood and interchanges with our literal relatives in those countries.

The sooner that we realize how to harness these relations, the faster we will realize that those who think they are as powerful as their saboteur acts and subterfuge, and malevolent determination to divide this already crippled country of ours, are just as the Chinese, Indonesian and Malaysian progressive thinkers, call the pseudo politicians: paper tigers.

Paper tigers? As for me, I would neither want them inside my book shop nor even an inch near it.

The Severe and Terrible Misfortune of a Downtrodden People courtesy ofthe Supreme Court

Economic vs. Aborigine:

A Succession of Crimes

vs. Ethnic Peoples

I cannot say I like all the Muslims in the world. I do not even like all the Muslims in the Philippines! But I like some Muslims that are good, they are all too down-to-earth, very proper in their manners, very civilized in their ways, very decent, very cultured, highly intelligent and adaptive to their circumstances wherever they are.

It is the evolution from, or painful genetic tolerance of, I think, the turning by the repelled mad colonizing Turks of all Muslim habitats in the Middle Earth into wastelands by slashing and burning everything then top-layering the hearth with inches and inches of salt so that no vegetation will ever grow there again! The Turks achieved their vengeance and the Middle East turned into deserts, millions of hectares of desert.

The Arabs became so dirt poor that historians say, brother fought against brother, sister against sister, parents turned against children, children killed their mothers and fathers, just for a small speck of food.

Many Arabs became roamers, nomads. Bedouins, as a result of the desertification by the Turks. It was a final solution against the Muslims, a ghastly genocidal, wholly vengeful act. Millions of Arab Muslims died; millions are still to die and keep dying up to this time.

Millions of them were swept away by forced migration to other countries. Some reached the Philippines and converted the original tribes. They are even in Baguio City of all places! Implanted in the genes are the sufferings and responses to the insufferable environment of the arid wretched land called desert.

A miracle that Arabs and other Muslims still roam the earth and we are now living amidst them and they amidst all of us. But that it is the way of nature. And Arabs and Muslims deserve more tolerance than we can muster. It is not their fault that they are what they are. Gen. Esperon, Philippine Peace Negotiator, can understand them all. He lived with them when he grew up in Mindanao.

Pres. Gloria Arroyo understands all of them, too. She grew up, with Esperon as a younger tot then, with Muslims likewise in Mindanao when Pres. Macapagal let her do her growing up in Iligan. I grew up in Mindanao too, and long before the coming of the government-sponsored settlers to Mindanao, my family was already settled in that promised land.

The recent ruling of the Supreme Flakes, errr, Supreme Meat Lover's, uhuurrrm! (must be hungry to the bones), Court of the Supremes (not the singers) against an agreement between government and Mindanao tribes people, Filipinos in name, could be an issue that will be debated for all of human history.

It is a terrific, astounding violation of a natural right, the debasement of a people, their wants and desires and lifelong determination. It is plain and simple criminal stupidity and unforgiveable wanton disregard for a People's prospect for self-help, self-reliance and self-determination. I deeply admire the Supreme Flakes Honorable Members if any, who inhibited themselves from touching this shit! But the Chief Justice is a shameless freak!!! A big big Bull shit to you man!!! Fuck you and to hell with you cold, heartless bastards!!!

The Supreme Flakes, errr… Meat Lover's Supreme errr, Court of the Supremes, will go down or up (as the case may be) in history as the Great Solomonic Arbiter of a centuries-old issue that happened to want immediate resolution in recent time. The question is: will the baby survive after the rendering of the great Judgment? Or will the baby be sacrificed.

I venture to submit the hypothesis that the latter will be true. The baby will killed. The baby is just a figure of speech, as you might know. It does not necessarily mean that the Muslims in the South are toddlers. Their community is one of the most resilient in all of history even if subdued at times by the forces of Spain, America, Britain, Netherlands, other small and large nations --- super powers as it were.

Always denying the one-upmanship of others. Always fiercely independent, even if they turned into marauders, kidnappers, thieves and murderers. It was always because of their steadfast belief in self-determination and their own resolute sovereignty, and their love for their own homeland.

It is really just a mighty wonder why the Republic of the Philippines' past civil registrars ever granted Certificate of Land Titles to people like the Spaniards, Americans, Koreans, Japanese, foreign drug lords, money launderers, others in Luzon, Visayas, Mindanao? It's economics, plain and simple. And on the tail, trailing happily behind like a rabid dog, is politics.

In handing down the verdict favoring a petition by Gov. Emmanuel PIÑOL and company for temporary injunction or temporary restraining order vs. the signing at Marriot Hotel, Putrajaya, Selangor, Malaysia of the Ancestral Domain Agreement leading to a Peace Agreement between the Philippine Government -- also referred to as GRP and the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) in Malaysia, the Court of the Supremes set aside the millennium-long stewardship of the Maguindanao, Maranao, Tausug, Sama, Badjao, other tribes of lands in the South. Another crime against our ethnic peoples. But a pleasant economic solution for all of those who had acquired Mindanao for themselves but are not from that place and not members of tribes.

Supreme Flakes' was a major economic victory for landowners. It was a superior conquest for the Supreme Meat Lover's… They must be truly celebratory and euphoric at the moment. Imagine slapping in the face Malaysia, Philippines and the United States in one stroke? The Supreme Flakes also slapped other behind-the-scenes foreigners pitching in to help, but that insult was more invisible than otherwise.

The US Institute for Peace (USIP), funded by US Congress but fiercely autonomous, helped the Muslims and the government find both real and imagined solutions to the Conflict and Troubles in Mindanao. Other countries were also on hand, and who knows what all their agendas might be? Hmmmm…? But they were all there to pitch in their help. I do not blame them at all for being excessively charitable. Supreme Flakes alias SC slapped, spit and shat on them all!!! Fuck the Supreme Flakes!!!

The government and Muslims have been at the peace talks since time immemorial. Always there was economic and political agenda on the part of the Philippines lurking behind its negotiators. Until now. There was more tolerance, acceptance, you could even say, love. I don't know about the sex, it's for you to find out, but I imagine you have to throw in a lot of nerve into the negotiators to keep indulging in something so trivial. Sex? Trivial?

Ask the Malaysians in Marriot Hotel, dearie… was Phing Lacson so envious he was not invited there? Wrong question students! And Ms. Paminta at Laurel Legarda, she was frothing in the mouth over broadcast about the need for the Supreme Flakes' order. Wow! What does she have to get out of it? Imagine there is none, owww, I don't believe that bull…!!!

Be that as it may, the agreement between the Philippines and the Muslims would have been a fair one even if it went as far as Congressman Teodoro Locsin said, creating another Afghanistan. Who cares? The Filipinos and foreigners have raped Mindanao and Sabah for a long, long time!

Committed excesses and crimes against the tribal peoples, not only in Mindanao but also in Visayas and Luzon in the Philippine Islands! It is high time to repay those crimes. It just happened that the religion of some of the tribes in Mindanao is Islam. That is the complication in the whole equation. But it was Islam in the Arab Land, the Middle East, the entire Muslimdom that made the Turks resent the Arabs and subject them to genocide; kill them, burn their land, place them in eternal jeopardy. So there is a little poetic justice in all that. Be that as it may be shitty…

Maguindanao and the Peace Agreement

The Maguindanaos are the dominant tribe in the MILF. Before the agreement was cooked up, the late leader of MILF who wrote to the US President many years ago for help in making peace in Mindanao was a Maguindanao. An honorable fellow, Salamat Hashim, erstwhile chair of MILF. Member of the Maguindanao royalty. Estrada and his blood thirsty lieutenants made war on Salamat and his band of warriors in what Estrada called, all-out-Hitlerian-war. (I did not know that Estrada was a Hitlerite.

Well, at least he wears that famous moustache, too… so he probably really is…) The Maguindanaos, have family, blood links with the Indonesians. A function of the migration in the early times, it was. Maguindanao Royalty are fully related by blood to the Indonesian Royalty. Did you know that Indonesia and Malaysia have Kings and that they are one way or another related to one another? Including the real, old Royalty of Brunei? Queens? Princesses? Ladies-in-Waiting? They do!

There is so much to expect from peace agreement between the GRP and the MILF. Much to expect from a peace pact between dominantly Malay Filipinos and Indo-Maguindanaos.

Even if the new autonomous entity in Mindanao will be entirely different in its ways and governance than the Malacañang-governed government of the Republic of the Philippines, it is something to revel about. If someday the relations will work out, the autonomous government in Mindanao might lead to the annexation of two new entities, an independent Sabah and an independent region of Muslims in Mindanao.

Again it must be pointed out, that a huge number of Filipinos are in Sabah. Disregarding religion, Sabah was part of the Philippines in the early times. As a result, a lot of Filipinos lived in Sabah while their relatives were in the Philippines and vice versa. People without relations in either places commuted to and fro because of brisk barter trade between Malaysia and the Philippines and this allowed inter-marriages.

Or opened up inter-regional migration. So now, many Malaysians live in the Philippines and Filipinos in Sabah. This is the same with the Indonesians and Maguindanaos. A lot of Indonesians came and have been coming to the Philippines time and again while Filipinos go to Indonesia to visit their relatives. Even Ms. Vina Morales, a Philippine singer-actress celebrity is a member of the extended Royal Family of the Maguindanao Sultanate. That is why Robin Padilla keeps pestering her about his love and desire to be a Prince of the Maguindanao Sultanate someday.

There is a problem when all the underlying connections and functional relations between ethnic peoples, albeit, even countries, are hidden beneath what is visible to the eye or taken for granted by those that are aware of them. Now that these submerged relations and links are being brought to the fore, the resistance from economic and political interests are too great and too deep to fathom!

Comes the Supreme Flakes, resolute and grim, insufferable and devoid of any historical perspective, legal and omnipotent, ever possessed with knowledge and Reasons but not the Ultimate Reason. Comes the politicians and economic giants getting together and filing a case with the Supreme Flakes, and offering their Kingdom's Reasons. Supreme Flakes crumbles and bows to the politicians and economic giants.

The surfacing of the commonalities will flounder and there will be a going-underground motion again and duck-diving for our brothers and sisters who have suffered enough from the crimes of their fellow humans in this part of the world. As if the same had not been happening and cruelly enough in many other parts of the world as well. In Albania, Croatia, Chechnia, in the Silk Road of China, in the other Muslim parts of Russia, etc.

Humanity must end is scourge of the Tribal Peoples. Even if it means giving them a Muslim Government, that must be done. For God's sake, if the Supreme Flakes are really sincere in doing their thing, then they must issue an Order against allowing the Dinagats from living in the mountains of Antipolo, Tanay, other places in the world because Christians and other people including us Malays have driven them away from their habitats near the sea and rivers. (That's why they are called Dinagats in the first place, idiots!)

The Supreme Flakes should drive the Tausug from their residences near the sea in Sulu. Like the term Dinagat, Tausug also means people of the sea. The Supreme Flakes should even let all the Tribal Peoples suffer genocide.

As flaky as they seem, the Supreme Flakes are like the Turks who murdered millions of Arabs over the centures, laid barren the Middle East in one sweep, and made a valuable contribution to history: the creation of a perfect, super desert. And don't think that only Arabs were victims there. The Israelites were also hit by the Supreme Flakes… errr… Turks!!! Shit!!!

The TRO is an economic and political triumph! Wow!!! But it reeks of carabao manure and it patently, fuckingly shitty!!! It is a sort of a Cory Aquino response to problems that cannot be solved: "Hoy, everyone, everyone, I do not know this question, can you produce a study? Form a committee for God's sake! I'm going to my mahjong session and this is delaying me! Shit!!!"

The Supreme Flakes, the businesspersons and politicians are urging all the elements and objects in the entire Universe to study the problem and perchance, form a committee… or perhaps a multitude of Babylonic committees…

If I did not know that the Supreme Flakes accepted big big bribes since the 70s, I would never have questioned the TRO. If they were truly honorable, I would have just slept soundly thereafter and for some time, allowed them to shit on their crime against our ethnic brothers and sisters in the south…

Age old formulas for our many woes

Solving the energy crisis

There will be greater increases in the demand for crude oil up to the year 2013 and beyond. The sharp rise in demand during the past few years drove the prices of crude oil to soaring highs. By almost the same time last year, prices of crude had increased already fifteen times. Due to the skyrocketing prices, demand slowed but there is no reining in the inevitable growth of the demand for fuel oil. Hence, the predicted 3.7 percent rise in consumption whether we like it or not, will put pressure upon the oil supplier countries and they will again raise their prices. It will be a never-ending evil cycle. And no one will have the power to stop it. Department of Energy (DOE) will look like shit in the face of it. Read more of this post here…

Centering: Post SONA 2008

Some People Just Can Take So Ayan Na

My dear allevii, I like mushrooms too! You failed to mention mushroom omelet, it is heavenly! Garlic sauce or catsup could really titillate your palette and make the omelet taste oh-so oh… oh… oh… wonderful!!! Read more on sona bashings here…

The target of the bashers -- full text of GMA's SONA

Also a target of the bashers -- video of SONA courtesy of Brando

Leandro Mendoza's coup d' etat!

DOTC’s gain, Boncodin’s loss

Now that Sec. Mendoza is working towards the operationalization of the National Transport Safety Board Philippine version (calling on Shawn O’Donnell and company!!! calling on the Asian Development Bank !!! you gave the first glimmer of hope when you pledged support for the privatization of the air traffic control of the Republic of the Philippines in 1995!!!), the secretary is The Man! At least for those of us that are lowly bloggers, blogging feverishly about the safety of all our brethren in air, sea and on land. Pinoy or foreigner, young and old, male or female, alike. More on this post here…

2010 elections

What is this thing about lists? Allevii surely has a thing for them… Read more about it here

What Survey Ratings prove

nothing.

absolutely, nothing at all.

survey companies are as corrupt or more graft-ridden than governments, fly-by-night business, underworld moneymaking machines and fraud ngos. and yet they have the gall to partner with institutions like us aid! konrad adenaüer foundation! or other somesuch, ersatz aidngos -- for moneymaking! the asian institute of management! merely for the propagation of stats on poverty, hunger, malnutrition, while their left hand takes illegal bribe for rigged surveys.

survey classic example:

enumerator for prominent survey co. to respondent: this is a survey on the oil crisis. are you pro- or anti-arroyo?

respondent (female 4th year high school student of ramon magsaysay high school): i'm not pro- nor anti po.
survey enumerator: where does your father/mother work?

respondent: my dad works in government po.

survey enumerator: ay, pro-gma ka pala! di bale na! iba na lang!

ah, excuse me ... ! (calling to another student)

does that reflect good survey ethics? will that redeem the value of philippine surveys? Click here for more on this post ...

In focus: The GMA SONA 2008

i wonder where my friend got her inspiration for this post on GMA's sona? she didn't mention that there are a lot of people forming parade lines outside of the room she is talking about, but they are in an angry, crazy mood always. explain!!!

The President, The Ecology and the Phenomenal Fitness Sensation ● Read more about the item here

Kudos (II) to Gilberto C. Teodoro, Jr.

DBM money for faxes, electric fans, and Disaster Assistance etc.

First, even if the Pag-Asa is under the Department of Science and Technology, it is Sec. Gilberto Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. who is the chief whip of the inter-agency task group that coordinates disaster assistance. . . I was extremely surprised when I was told that suddenly Pag-Asa faxed an unsolicited message from a Quezon City number to selected government offices. Even if the fax contained near-microscopic letters and minute drawings of clouds, rains, suns, it provided a good view of the coming weather conditions and what kind of preparations one should make... It makes Teodoro a good leader, a very good secretary and cabinet man. There aren't many good Queen's and King's Ministers all round us. But Teodoro is a candidate for an Olympic gold medal for being fast on the job. So kudos Mr. Secretary! More of this post here…

Rice shortage anyone?

Tragedy of a Nueva Ecija peasant

Wow! The news says, Nueva Ecija is the larget rice producer in the country. Wow, really!

But that is tragicomic. The penultimate irony of all time. I looked at a study of a small NGO worker in 1991 (don't ask where to look for it idiot, use your brains!) and it said that a farmer with three hectares borrows money from an intsik usurero who lives in a posh mansion in Nueva Ecija for a horrendous interest.

When the farmer harvests his rice, all the supposed income he gets is not enough to pay the intsik usurero because he has to pay in terms of palay and the valuation of his palay is a measly P50 pesos per sack of 50 kilos.

After the accounting during post-harvest time, the farmer again is indebted through left-0ver debts to the usurero despite the fact that he should have realized a true income of 100,000 or more pesos per hectare of his ricefields.

That's the tragedy of the Nueva Ecija farmer. And it has been going on and on and on and on. The US World Bank was never able to beat that. The Russian Soviet Union and now Russian Federation has not been able to beat that, despite the fact that Russia has been educating a large number of Nueva Ecija young people in Moscow Universities and other top calibre schools there in various disciplines.

Only the Philippine government can do something about it. Or else I will. I'll kill the usureros and let the banks take over. If the banks will not behave, I'll kill the bank managers too. Of course, Deo Macalma's bubwits will say, Hey, you can't kill the usureros! They're paying huge revolutionary taxes!!! Then let's electrocute the collectors of revolutionary taxes by their anus, how dare!!!

Transpose Isabela, Cagayan, etc. into the term Nueva Ecija rice farmers. The same situation is happening in many parts of the country. And all because our farmers are unfortunate enough not to have the wherewithal to make war against the usureros. Why, a lot of them just go to Manila instead to find greener pastures only to end up in the urban jungle and be devoured by the cosmopolitan wolves, many of whom are relatives of the provincial usureros themselves. Sonofabitches!!! Shits!!!

To Sec. Arthur Yap, you're right there is no rice shortage. There is only a shortage of very short babies' belts for the Nueva Ecija farmers to tighten.

Could you actually dig that, Mr. Yap? Madam President?

Sen. Mar Roxas' secretary

I like science fiction but nothing beats this stupid little story about the secretary of Sen. Mar Roxas who's been going around telling everyone of the secrets talked about in her boss' office. Hehehe. Naughty allevii!!!

The Little Secretary and the Language Police Read more about the post here

Truly Squeamish about Beijing Olympics

I am truly sorry that I feel totally squeamish about the Beijing 2008 Olympics. I personally would not want to be in Beijing during the Olympics. That is the honest truth about it. Fucking not that I don't have an invitation. And fucking not that I couldn't afford it because Jeeez, Asian flights are my cheapest ever!!!

It's that our athletes wouldn't hardly stand a chance there. Until Madame GMA and our officials will lift a finger, there will always be that Department of Education syndicate and now joined by the Philippine Sports Commission, now also augmented by the Technical Education, Skills Development Authority and Commission on Higher Education fucking "sports enthusiasts" kuno, that are controlling the way national games and selection process of our national athletes turn out.

With only very few exceptions, we turn out players to international competitions from our local athletes' search that are idiots, incompetent, undeserving and are made out of papel de japon, carrying home gold medals, silvers, bronzes and other wins (kuno) bought by dirty money. It's a total shitty world in Philippine sports out there that miracles like Manny Pacquiao, Paeng Nepomuceno, Efren Bata Reyes, Bong Coo, Flash Elorde and our great FilAm, FilCanadian swimmers et al and other good foreign-bred athletes happen only once in a blue moon, come out in a one in a billion chance! Whew!!!

Time to change, dear associates, colleagues, ladies and gentlemen and friends, and lovers!!! It's high time to kill the members of the syndicate!!! Calling on Secretary Jesli Lapus!!! Ever thought that you had coffee with one or many of them and don't know their gigantic Olympic game inside your deparment? After your coffee, they're laughing behind your back? Well, they're not fucking laughing at you, but a cuckold nation in general!!! Susmaryosep!!! You must be one hell of a …a …

A very dear friend of mine now living in Italy really wants to see the 2008 Olympics in Beijing to support our Philippine athletes!!! That is, despite my depressing post she invited me to write in her reformatted sex blog. Since I don't usually write sexy, happy orgasmic posts, happy read!!! here is my post anyways, pardon the very boring, deadpan style...

Very Bad Sports Practices and Why We Do Not Win in the Asean, Asian, Olympic Games
Sports feats and achievements represent a country's pride, honor and prestige in the community of nations....The overriding desire, determination 
Totally shitty and fucked up Games we didn't even bargain for! Think about it: many of the syndicate members get to go to the Olympics pa siguro with taxpayers' money and full government authorization for their junk tour, (or open) expensive shopping, buying of rich gifts to their favored female or male apple-of-the-eye (read: object of sex) athletes, mga walanghiya!!! Diyoskopu!!! Wag talaga nila ilalapit ang mga leeg nila at itlog sa mga kamay ko!!! Nakuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Furthermore, an Olympics event for our real athletes is crowded with so many politicians and chaperones, school officials (so that's why they pay their way to get the medals!) and all other nincompoops who are not out to compete, but take every available souvenir and tell the grand apos about being in the event!!! Shit!!!

On the vaunted July 18 earthquake kuno and the Blessed Mysteries of Santo Rosario de Calamidad

Disaster Mysteries
and Disasters Known:
The Big Difference
We are sadly caught in a silent movie. Not just any movie, it’s a really silent, horror movie. It comes complete with a religious twist too! Something about a rosary, the blessed mysteries and, for the suspense-action part of it, bang! A calamity!!!

Calling the attention of Hon. Gilbert Teodoro and his uncle, Mr. Eduardo Danding Cojuangco: running the defense juggernaut of this country is not merely about working on selective potentials. Calling on your consciences. Calling on the Hon. Leandro Mendoza, Rey Berroya, Guiling Mamondiong, Lenlen Bautista: running the transportation and communications concern of the country is a serious business. Pray tell, when heads will start rolling.

There appears to be a very wide gaping chasm between the events that caused the present plight of the MV Princess of the Stars, the smaller sea vessels that sank in the wake of Typhoon Frank, the victims of the tropical storm in the regions and even in the capital region, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera and our cumulative available information and knowledge about disaster, calamity, natural occurrences, environmental flashpoints.

People, look once, twice, thrice and quar… WTF! at the National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC) -- the only agency in the world as they say that makes disasters work properly -- website. What are they saying?

For instance, the Tsunami Hazard maps of the country -- repeat -- the country, Republic of the Philippines -- is graphically represented only by Infanta, Real, Nakar (also known as REINA).

In the Earthquake Hazard maps again only the REINA is shown.

And so forth, and so on. Then we visit the Phivolcs. It shows its own hazard maps in horrendously minute images, in very, very small pixels, that if you expand them, they blot, scatter, blow, whathaveyou.

Possibly, even a simple Philippine Map by the Phivolcs, will literally kill you with apoplexy. Why do they have to show us these things? These are an insult to our small intelligence. To think that both Department of National (It) Depens, and the Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, are paying supposedly technically competent personages! OMG!

Look at the fault line drawn by Phi(bble)(Jo)kes in their so-called map! Shit!

You can see two parallel lines besides (the left and right) 7,000+ Philippine Islands and there is a teeny, weeny blurred line here and there inside the land masses that are also tiny tiny tiny!

To get a decent idea of where the fault lines run, you still have to go to far-away sites like the USGS, the Carleton College online encyclopedia site, while the site of NDCC will leave you breathless, with anger and a sudden illness.

Now comes the greatest of them all: Tessie Tomas' favorite lampoon topic, FAG- ASS- AH A!!!

The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration. In its page, about what they intelligently call PSWS, you are treated to a series of drawings of Pre-School, Kindergarten or at its best, Grade 1 simplicity. You can really understand the assholes as if they are conversing with you in plain fucking baby talk. Bull fucking shit! But wait!

The daring heading of the page is Modified Philippine Public Storm Warning Signals.

The FAG ASS AH A proceeds to explain in simple, farmerly, peasantly, fisherfolkly, urban poorly terms what the twigs and branches do when a typhoon blows over their little asses. Then they have this quaint little home page. Again, like Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, there is that teeny, tiny, weeny map (connected to brain dwarfism or mental nanism) syndrome again.

Now, people, ladies and gentlemen, relatives, friends, and lovers, this is not a joking blog post.

This is serious business. Why do we have these holy mysteries being perpetrated by DND, NDCC, OCD (Office of Civil [It] Depens), DOTC, DOST, PHIVOLCS, PAG-ASA and all their fucking allied agencies?

Why not help us all be informed properly about disasters waiting to erupt in our midsts?

For instance, is it a shame to admit that Rey Punongbayan took the super secret of the Marikina - University of the Philippines at Diliman - Pasig internal earthquake fault line to his grave?

Imagine the United Nations or World Bank funding that fucking research just to flush out the fault lines in the Philippines and all we are being given is a fucking teeny, tiny, weeny shamefully small pixeled image of the earthquake hazard map of the country that cannot even be used decently in any presentation!

On the part of the DND, NDCC, OCD, DOTC, they have all the great maps in their possession.

They do not need to show the intelligence secrets in some of the maps they prepare! Damnit!!!

All they need to show, are maps that the NAMRIA, DND-AFP and DOTC-PCG already have that could be usable for public consumption and these are easily digitized by passing them over a flatbed scanner, about the size of a coffin. Hopefully, their own coffin as well. Nothing really needs to be compromised! You shits, you!!!

And the PAG-ASA, what Modified fucking bull is it talking about? We are far from having a real localized, much more national public warning system for storms and whatever. What modified are they talking about?

And the Department of Environment and Natural Resources -- DENR under Sec. Jose Atienza is doing no better. Do we have an environmental hazard map? DENR through NAMRIA has been spending a lot for Geographic Information Systems along with the Land Registration Authority or LRA. Do we have a decent hazard map of potential nature flashpoints? With the global warming plague coming, is DENR properly addressing the threats?

It is the National Science Week for (f_g) christ's sake! Are there going to be no policy statements that will be made about our bline ness and blayt? God almighty!!! And the bishops and priests are doing the political salsa, salsa, salsa but not moving the concerned to look after our real welfare!!! The Shits!!!

And look at the Protestants, led by chief justice! Susmaryosep!!! What are all these idiots doing?

No wonder, the Suspicious Lines was blaming, in the same breath, GOD, (daw) and PAGASA.

I would not mind putting the blame on PAGASA for the oil price hike, the collapsation and near drowning of Joe Perez a/k/a Joe De Venecia in the muddy canals of Qatar, the kidnapping and carnal re awakening of Ces Drilon, Homobono Adaza arrest, the foiled attempt of the Adaza-Fortun-Mapalo-Cardeño-Amboy-Peña gang to assassinate the Filipino partners of the japon client of Fortun to blame the japon and make him vomit a happily tremendous load of shit dirty money, the kuno-kuno kudeta so the arrest and detention will justifiably be inane and inadequate, the earthquake in china, the terrorism against the Beijing Olympics by the Tibetans, etcetera, etcetera, the emerging dementia of the chief justice of the supreme court, and so many other things so pervading in the air.

And DOST, what in hell is it doing wallowing in total shitty surroundings and working conditions in Bicutan, Taguig and not requesting for better funding and better facilities and not writing project proposals for grants to people like Filipino Fr. Dan Ceballos in Europe (can be contacted through the Catholic Church and the Catholic communications center in Sta. Mesa), who could push huge, enormous amounts of money in foreign currencies to build laboratories, buy equipment, materials, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. For fucking love of god! DOST cannot even buy a decent electric fan in its ground floor laboratory! No wonder it cannot dish out good technologies because barely little of its money goes into decent spending. It can't even print a decent map of the Philippines and its earthquake faults and this Brazilian nincompoop's warning about a July 18,2008 disaster keeps everyone awake, alive, dreamy, suddenly bereft and deprived of morning and evening sex, frustrated about the missing first million, angst-ridden, suffering from ear pain, tooth ache, stomach cramps, back aches, arthritis, gout, high blood, murmuring heart, syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, HIV, SARS, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Susmaryosep! Susmaryosep ... Talaga!!! Tanga!!!

So we are a people meandering in abject darkness, divested of our supreme natural right to be informed citizens of the Republic, our Chief Justice is traipsing all around about EJK, EJK, EJK kuno, susmaryosep!!! And we will all be swept by the genocide of nature in magnitude greater than suspicious lines' murderings and mass assassination, as DOST jet-setting wannabes are schlepping all over the globe and hopping from one fancy hotel and restaurant to another in the guise of Technology Quest, Technology Coordination, Technology Research, Technology Design, Technology Development, Scientific Endeavors, and all that ersatz! And all we get to be shown are small pixels of pictures that are put to total and absolute shame by the sleazy FHM Magazine of the Gokongweis!!!

Por dios por santo!!!

In the next nine to ten days prior to July 18, if the Brazilian crazy's earthshaking predictions will prove to be right after all, what are we to do? We shall lie in languor and await our dire fortunes. The Corinthian Gardeners will humbly exercise their patience to lead themselves to their own extinction, and we will fall after them if they grasp our toes, hair, edge of our shirts, pants, skirts, socks, shoes, boots, fingers, panties, bras, tampons, condoms, IUDs, noses, ears, mouths, penises, pubic hairs, vaginas, rectums, eyes, or in a really authentic disaster's milieu, as favoredly announced by media always, if the Corinthian Gardeners happen to hold on to our or a portion of intestines, livers, nerves, muscles, pelvises, spinal columns, bones ...

Whatever.

Ewwwwe!!!!

D' SELECT RESPONSE, MERIT AND AWARD, CITATION OF 
THE PIPOL AND D' NATION:

LON RENDYER: Hoy! Mga kinauukulan, magsikilos na kayoooo!!!

ANTI-LUSLUS: Haaay iNaku, dioskupu! hindi talaga ako pinatulog nitong pekeng sahy kick na ito na bagum bago - jucelino nobrega da luslos. Ala laging pambili ng gamot sa kanyang nahuhulog na itlog, kaya pala nanggigising ng ibang tao kasi siya rin hindi talaga maka sleep sa kanyang kaluslos luslos na kalagayan. Kawawa naman din pala, gusto sana talaga siyang tulungan. Papaliguan ko ng kumukulong mantika para maluto ang kanyang hulog hulog na itlog.

TOTUT: Kaya lihim nilang gaganapin ang National Science and Technology Week (NSTW kuno) at si pangulong gma, mag i spit na nakataklob ang katawan para nakatago at di nakikita at gagawin ang Asean Science and Technology Week (ASS TW) na lahat ng poreyner naka talukbong din ang mukha para di mahalata na nakikisama silang sikretong nagpupugay sa mga sira ulong pinoy na takot sa pagbubulag sa kanilang mga kababayan.

Q: Assholes DOST, DOTC, PAGASA, DND, DENR, GMA!!!

KUTKOT: Kaya pala tayo nag re ak sa Da Luz, eh binubulag pala tayo nila TODORO of De-ND, si ESTILA BALBASTRO de Balatubas of DOST, !

RR: What happens to official time and the people's taxes there you brujos, brujas, impactas, impactos!!! Shit! You f_g csheeet all of you!!! Exactly, what are you people trying to prove by leaving the entire Philippine population and some leery foreign visitors into your site blind?

DEDE: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!*amp;^%)$#

FF: Are you insane or are you insane? Are all of you demented or are all of you incapacitated? In that sense, there is no need for you to keep getting your salaries!!! No need for the suffering public to be subsidizing your whims and caprices you lechers, you!!! Shit!!!

SS: Dios mio, perdona mi! Diyos ko pooo! Bakit ninyo kami pinagkaitan ng matitinong tao sa gobyerno!!!!!!!! Napaka demonyo ninyooooo!!!!

JACK ALL: Hoy! Mga buwisit na demonyo, carajo, bastardos kayo, aba'y tigilan niyo ngang paglololokohin kami haa!!! Ano'ng modipay monay public stom stom kayo dyan?

VOY VAYYOTTE: Me? I could really modify, totally make over the faces and asses of these assholes! Tyyyyype!

SIM MOURA: Palibhasa ang gagagago ninyo, pati kami isasali ninyo sa mga pisikal ninyong mga ugnayan -- lantad man o tago, at hot mo s per(a)ic ninyong pangungulimbat at astronomiko ninyong pangangailangan at ambisyun at kahambugan!!! Mga diyaskeng kabayo kayo!!! Damuhong walang kabuti-buting asal, pwee!!!! Letse kayo para kayong walang mga nanay, mga damonyo kayong maiitim ang kaluluwa!!! Mag sa impiyerno na kayoooo!!!

MOTHERHOOD: Walang hiyaaaa!!! Bastos!!! Caramba!!! Carajo!!! Ijo de puta!!! Ija de Diablo!!!

SEGS: Hoy!!! Kayo!!! Mga gago, tarantado!!! Buwang buwang!!! Mamatay na sana kayong lahat putaaaa!!!!

T: Secretary ng DOST, putang ina ka! Hindi ba kayo nahihiya? Ninanakaw niyo ba ang salapi ng departamento? Papatayin kitaaa!!!!!

H: In the late 1990s, Sec. Gloria invited me to meet with him in his own office, at the Office of the Secretary of the DOST. His own computer in his room was moldy and super antique and its program when everyone was using state of the art processing software, was Wordstar. Fucking DOST!!! Unbelievable!!! Unbelievable!!!

Girbaudz: Amen, fucking Shit, to that!

If RP will have a real coup d' etat and suplicio, better vessels...

Bereavement and Redemption
The sulpicio lines tragedy hits close to the heart and I haven't really been done with grief. But then too, I have to do anger management. The bad reaction of government, letting the sulpicio operate once again dahil bad for the economy daw, is in poor taste.
What will happen if RP will have better ships, specially sulpicio?
The tragedy should never have had happened at all. But that is preposterous. Pure wishful thinking. It will take an honest-to-goodness coup d’ etat by good-hearted people and real leaders to change the way things are, unless our present leaders wake up to reality and start not walking backwards but a little forward even if an inch or a millimeter at a time.

So much is in store for the country, but of course only a mere few know that. And I cannot even tell you anything of it. At least not on this blog. But go to the US and Canada and you might get wind of it. Ask your friends back in the States. They know. It’s just the poor Juan de la Mahinahon who is absolutely clueless of his very, very, very good fortune to come!

That's why, compared to New York (with the exception of a big chunk of states like Virginia -- let me take this occasion to say Hi!!! to all the beautiful neighbors in John Denver country hehehe), this country the Philippines is much more preferable and loaded with hope!!! Certainly you can't take a little optimism away from a fucking insatiable satirist and cynic like this writer. Aba, pagbigyan mo na. Paminsan-minsan. Naman. Namaaaan!!!

Very poor taste. That instant allowing of suspicious lines to operate. Of course the rest of the shipping industry’s facilities are inferior. But where in the shipping industry and Philippine aviation is there no inferiority? Where ? pray tell… hmmm? … that … hmmmm?

Gen. Teroy Isleta, one of the grand old men of aviation, says that Only In The Philippines can we see air planes (and presumably ships) that are bought as junk and made to fly (or sail) again. Inay ku pu!!! Hesusmaryosep!!!

These junks are bought at cheap cost, delivered to RP as chop-chop (remember the chop-chop cars?) and welded together to form a Voila!!! Brand new (recon) vessel!!!

Hep, heeeeep!!!! Hurrrraaaaay!!!!!!

Score one for the Marvel Comics scAvengers!!!!  Shit!

Ain’t anybody going to change that? The Man with the Big Kapre Cigar, Wespowent Graduate, Engineer by degree (not by profession), could not change that. How much more our dear Madam President, who Big Kapre Cigar Man says, is only a teacher!!! Pray tell me, who are you voting for our next president?

Don’t tell me that it will be Barack Obama!!! And his local boy!!! He (Barack) seems like a decrepit and seriously incapacitated idiot to become a world leader. A vote for his accomplice in these parts will be our damnation!!!

We’ll continue to live in a fogged existence with all the chop-chop shit in our midst, corruption, mendicancy, inferiority, enslavement to the so-called much vaunted Bilderberg shits, and so on and so forth.

The sad part about it is Barack, and presto! his local anointed prexy candidate might win!

Shit! And double f__k!!!

But that really is bad for the victims of our latest controversial sea tragedy. It means that there will be more victims come final showdown times. And we’re not even talking of the end of the world.

And imagine, it can really only happen here. Look at the people living in Corinthian Gardens. They’re sitting on a big pile of soil, rocks, sweetly rolling landscaped sites, mansion / palatial sized houses, that are on top of a huge earthquake fault.

At least, when the big earthquake comes, along with a tsunami, then liquefaction to a superlative degree, all the filthy rich – particularly those with a bad attitude to us their poorer brethren — will be taken by the lord who is allegedly in heaven.

Good riddance you f__ks!!!

Unfortunately for these filthy damnable rich, the earthquake might come sooner than expected because of global warming.

Is it logical that we will see secret lipat bahay operations and hush-hush real estate deals in the immediate future between and among the residents of Corinthian Gardens and their willing buyer-victims?

Unless some of our beloved f__king Corinthianers are really pragmatics or future Corinthian Gardener residents are fearless nincompoops who will say that if it is truly their time na, they’ll just roll with the tremors and dance with the liquefying hearth and raise their hands to welcome the onrush of the tsunami that might still, by the grace of god, reach up to their necks in their part of the land. Yeheeey!!!  Cheap shits!

So if the humble Corinthian Gardens citizens can afford to live in shaky and turbulent environment, why can’t we poor ones accept the fate of riding chop-chop ships, airplanes and buses all through our lives! Sila nga tanggap na nila na mamatay sila pag nilamon sila ng lupa (buti nga!) tayo pa kaya na walang kuwenta?

There goes my bereaved feelings for the dead, drowned, eaten up and buried victims of sulpicio and future epitaph for the Corinthian Gardens f__ks.

Another time, another place

Some of the best bloggers I know have stopped blogging. I am not really sure why. But it does puzzle me no end. Why drop out of something so wonderful? Something that is fulfilling, if to some extent also revealingly embarrassing? The blog is the communiqué of the future -- albeit the future revolution, the final penultimate one.

One would say, welcome to the world of transparency. I used to dream about 23 or more years ago about a fashion line made up of transparent bags, blouses, pants, even undergarments. That's how overly visual, perchance, voyeuristique? one can get. Suddenly there it all was, a line of transparent garments. Not perfect, as such, but positively to the tune of my real preferences and even favorites. Hmmm…

Blogging is transparency now fashion. You don't wear blouses, stuck with sequins or objects meant to understate your fashion message or message de mode, as it were.

But honestly there's a limit to what you would want to and will put on the blog, including the deliberate typing of rub out as rob out. Hell, nothing can beat that niña.

The problem is that ethics in blogging is not encouraged.

Adaza Mapalo Kudyeta etCetera etceteRa etceterA

The Poor, Inimitable Bono Adaza

Whoooaaaa!!!

I say!

Whoooooaaaaa!!!

The CIDG arrested Homobono Adaza, Sr. today. What for? What of? They say a lawyer Atty. Fortun filed a case vs. the man for proposing to commit a coup d' etat!

They also arrested Lt. Col. Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, as well as Lt. Col. Rafael Cardeño for planting a piece of metal into the back of the head of the vaunted Calf Teyn Servant Es.

For God's sake! Bono had been debating all his life about the need for a revolution like a raving lunatic and it just happened that this particular revolution that he was debating about was directed against Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

What's wrong with that? Well, perhaps what makes it wrong is Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, whom the praetorian guards of the Kingdom will never ever like at all.

What media says is that the poor Labandera's Mapalo Palo was so thick with another officer, The Feared One, Col. Allen Capuy Puyan, who was said to have ordered the wire tapping of the mobile cellular phone of Madame Gloria in the presidential campaign and canvassing for the 2004 elections that led to the Garcillano controversy. Hmmmmm……

Capuy Puyan also was implicated in the planned secret smuggling of high powered guns to be purchased from Vietnam into the country through South Korea, possibly via the southern backdoor.

Who was their sponsor? Well, don’t ask. It might get you into a lot of trouble. A colonel named Camagay Gay, whose house was rented for a hundred years by guess, who, Dinky Soliman, Karina David, and the anti-GMA tomboy fans of Madam Coritas Aquino, etcetera was the one negotiating in Seoul for the purchase of the heavy duty guns.

So now Bono too is implicated with them. Poor man.

After keeping in his heart that post-victory plan for the revolution of The Horseman, The John Pons En Rilley and The Gringo nearly centuries ago he could not bear not to see the plan get implemented.

But I remember him saying "Whoooaaa!!!", one time, too though.

He was looking at a picture. It was a very quaint picture about a lady smiling to everyone from her perch at a table in an elegant, antique hotel's function room. Miss Maricor Imperial of the Friends of Ramos, at the time, Director at Malacañang. The function was absolutely over and for the photo op, pictures were being taken by that function's hired photog or photogs (if there was more than one of them).

In one of the pictures, incumbent president, Man With A Giant Cigar, was smiling into the lens of the photog's camera, beside Perched Lady.

But caught by another lens is the hand, uhurrmmm, The Hand, of the Incumbent President, mining into the place between the legs of the Perched Lady.

Bono said, Whoooaaaa!!!!!! He was still on his toes at the time and could tell what a really fun picture was and what wasn't.

After running around all over helping a lot of people, including that truly fake and fucking despicable Don Esteban Benitez Tallano (Who He?) who has been forging, fraudulently manufacturing too many historical and Court documents (aren't the thefts at the National Historical Institute related to him one way or the other?) has Bono lost it?

Is it just because he is an incorrigible Dreamer? Naïve? He was taken with a DILG freak group that was mouthing Libyan Revolution in the Philippines! For the love of God!!! And under of the noses of Angelo Reyes, Ronaldo Puno, shit! That group of idiots took Bono in their tight circle and made him dig a tunnel into the nest of the group of Erap. Their group and Erap's almost made a blood compact! Except that someone did not like blood with a lot of Johnny Walker Blue in it, just because his brand might have been rum, or red wine or whiskey instead.

I hope not. But his arrest is unkind and unnecessary. A nuisance is nuisance is a nuisance. But if especially, that nuisance is a candidate for dementia (unless he takes those memory enhancer pills from China and rams a hundred Vitamin E pills into his throat and drinks Goji Juice from Nepal, is it?, and gets drunk with alkaline water, and eats a ton of asparagus, and drinks so much carrot juice, eats taho, etcetera, etcetera), then it is sad that they have to take Bono in.

I hope that they release him. Anyway, they get to keep Osquee Mapalo Palo, and they can always keep Lt. Col. Cardeño.

And for good measure, they can also run after Capuy Puyan, Camagay Gay, Dinky Soliman, Coritas Aquino, and all the rest of the ABS-CBN, Gokongwei, Sulpicio Lines relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates, neighbors, etcetera, etcetera.

But the poor Bono should be left alone. He is in the 70s range for God's sake. General Fortunato Abat had to be allowed to ride his wheel chair home after being a captive for a few minutes because when he smiled, he looked like a really grand, kind and loving grandfather, which is what he really is after all. Except that, like Grandpa Bono, these septuagenarians keep going with bad company.

Let Bono be.

Otherwise, as inimitable as he can be, there might be many Bonos that the Arroyos have to deal with in the coming days.

Imagine a hundred like him raving and ranting like lunatics? Who knows how many might be their followers? Well, Pro-Bonos. Anyone?

Hmmmmm….