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New Earthquake in Japan

Perhaps they should stop the shocking Impeachment at Senate, it's causing tremors all over.

Roberto Ongpin for President!

I'd so really really like him to be President one day





of my non government organization.

More than Siblings (by the Groin)

Duke Jarqueddu, the Would-Be-King, has an heir who now leads the Kingdom. The Duke Who Would-Be-King died from the hands of slayers who were associated by blood to the Royal Family. He never had a chance to take over his brother, King Bourquazz on the throne.

The Duke Who Would-Be-King’s spouse Duchess Tennourri, surviving her husband, proclaimed herself Queen, took over the Kingdom. And there was celebration all over the Land and there followed all manner of corruption, decay and depredation.

Without her Duke (Who Would-Be-King), and the other Friends that she had “known” in faraway lands, she turned to Count Noosevalley, with the sobriquet Horselikeman, a Noble who was known throughout the Kingdom to be “hung like a horse.” His Noble Penis was as long as a Royal Telegraphic Pole. Commons who learned about the hot story followed the exemplar of Her Royal Highness, The Queen and that is how all the corruption, decay and depredation came to be.

Now Horselikeman (Count Noosevalley), was liked by the entire Palace, thanks to Her Royal Highness, The Queen, and the new King took Horselikeman’s son Vojedt, into his own stable and made him the Sergeant of the Guards. Horselikeman, became even more wealthy and his own house rivaled the grandness of the Palace, with all its pomp and fastidious entertainments.

Comes now, an imbecile, named Royal Guard Djianggo, a ward of the son of Count Noosevalley, who revealed numerous secrets and caused immense distress in the Kingdom!

Horselikeman’s son Sergeant of the Guards Vojedt castigated Royal Guard Djianggo and threatened him with the stripping of his ranks and ultimately, execution.

During one Palace affair, one wizened elder turned to Vojedt who was properly seated beside the King and asked of him softly and politely:

“Why did you have to threaten Djianggo, knowing that he is my nephew. . .”

Sergeant of the Guards Vojedt was quick to defend himself, thus: He caused pain to the Kingdom!

Then the elder said, “You of all people know that you are cousins! You are my own nephew as well!”

Sergeant of the Guards Vojedt tartly replied: “But the King is my brother!”

The elder gasped in complete surprise, apparently not knowing what everyone else in the Kingdom had been gossiping about.

“But it is impossible!  By blood you and Djianggo are truly associated, but the King and yourself have no relations whatsoever!”

Drinking his wine and licking his lips lustily, Sergeant of the Guards Vojedt declared in confidence to the elder:

“Didn’t you know my Most Venerable Uncle? His Royal Highness, The King’s late mother Her Royal Highness, The Queen and my father were Classmates in the Lessons of the Groin! They became Known to one and the other! That is why, we sort of are like Siblings or even More than Brothers, by the Groin. Hic hic hic.” And he, the Sergeant of the Guards, licked his lips torridly this time given everyone within sight to take note.

The King, who was eavesdropping over the entire affair between the Most Venerable Elder and the Sergeant of the Guards Vojedt was observed by everyone in the Palace ceremonial halls to be breathing rapidly and his lips swollen, saliva running from the right side of his mouth.

When the elder glanced at the King and observed the state the King was in, he was superstunned that he exclaimed, "WHA??!!!!"